What is your motto?
An old Yugoslavian proverb I always come back to: “Tell the truth and run.”
Oh Snap! Season 5 will be filled with hilarity.Awesome.
This is exactly the image that popped into my head when Ben said they had to take dead Locke with them.
“This is who-serves-yogurt-at-their-wedding good!”
This is actually hilarious.
Yeah, it basically includes every internet sensation from the past 3 years. Like, that creepy Chocolate Rain guy and the dramatic squirrel and the mentos in the soda thing and that chubby kid singing techno.
It kind of rules.
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The Will To Blog
“The will to blog is a complicated thing, somewhere between inspiration and compulsion. It can feel almost like a biological impulse. You see something, or an idea occurs to you, and you have to share it with the Internet as soon as possible. What I didn’t realize was that those ideas and that urgency — and the sense of self-importance that made me think anyone would be interested in hearing what went on in my head — could just disappear.”
That’s from Emily Gould’s 10-page story in …
Read entire post HERE.
That's why they're called PRIMARIES.
I really don’t want to hear Clinton (or Obama for that matter) spend the next month “making her case” for why she’s “actually” the front-runner, rather than inspiring the vote of the majority. If you can’t win by your party’s rules, then you can’t win. Don’t go around throwing electoral-mathematical jibber-jabber at us everyday until November, because being a victim of math is not very becoming for a president (it didn’t work for Gore, either).
Adding a new mathematical twist to her case for the Democratic presidential nomination, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton said on Monday that she had not only won more popular votes than Senator Barack Obama, she had won states totaling far more electoral votes. “The states that I’ve won total 300 electoral votes,” she told about 300 people in a high school gymnasium in Maysville, the birthplace of the actor George Clooney. “The question is who can win 270 electoral votes? My opponent has won states totaling 217 electoral votes.”My memory on this is inexact, but didn’t John Kerry win like every state except North Carolina in ‘04? That sure helped him when he ran in the real election!
I have friends who get married now
I have friends who get married now
- Me: I sent my RSVP for your wedding. I guess this means i HAVE to go.
- Austin: ha! sucker!
American Gladiators: Season 2, Week 2
This week’s American Gladiators pitted best friends, who also happen to be cops, against one another. This battle of the BFFs yielded such lines of smacktalk as “I hope the Wolf eats him!” and “The angels are with me and will lift me up!”
They premeired the new SkyTrack in this episode and it was pretty disappointing and anti-climactic: it’s slower and harder than the original and nobody will ever win it. In other new things, we got to me a brand new Gladiator they call “Zen,” the Asian-American Gladiator, who of course does backflips and karate kicks.
They even let the Samoan-American gladiator, “Toa,” talk for the first time and it was, of course, unintelligible. Counting the beastly German-American “Hellga,” the American Gladiators are getting so ethnic now just like us actual Americans! Not ethnicity-related: The hot mom who won last season is all beefed up now and they call her “Jet” and she continues to be hot and awesome, but now she gets to hit people.
So, the men’s Eliminator came down to the Travelator, obviously. They spent 6 minutes diving at the rope, and crouching down to pant and look at each other in complete desperation. I suspect that at one point, they slowed down the treadmill thing and the 42 year-old cop capitalized on the opportunity to beat his partner who is 11 years his junior. Dramatic!
The women’s Eliminator was a little less interesting. The one we all knew was going to win, smoked her best friend and did it in about a third of the time it took the man-cops.
Also, if I see Titan do that inhuman gigantic-quad muscle quiver thing one more time, I’m going to puke, and Wolf’s real name is Don “Hollywood” - he wears fangs now, because he’s a wolf. This is him outside of the Gladiator Arena:
(image via Jezebel)
They don't have Biscuitville in Texas
They don't have Biscuitville in Texas
- Me: im going to get you a biscuit from biscuitville and mail it to you. do you think that would work?
- Dino: i don't see why it wouldn't. that would make me so happy if that worked, especially if it was a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit.
- Me: alright what's your new address?
- Dino: XXX W Yth ST. Austin TX. Attn: Dino, Warning: perishable.
- Me: i bet if i overnighted it, it would be fine
- Dino: i bet i'd eat it.
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: How the Valley put Obama over the top
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
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Wow. That was concise.
“My Only Offer” from Mates of States’ new album Re-Arrange Us. The whole album is great and is full of all the quick time changes and upbeat themes that make Mates of State awesome. It almost sounds like one continuous song.
